Hullo Everyone! (Notice I always start my entries with that.) CHAPTER 5 is up!! Look below after finishing this entry. For people new to my xanga, my story is a completely randomly made up one, with characters based on personalities and names of people at school. The names of the characters in the story will have the same initials as their counterparts at school. So far, in case you don't know, Tom Watto is Tim Wang (the one who duked it out with a car), Jacob Kapow is Jeff Kljaich (the one who swears aloud at his CD player in math team), and Jose Bueno is Jeremy Butz (the one who is as crazy as I am...possibly more.) Those are all the characters so far.

I've copied the survey from Nora's...or Joy's website, and I have answered the first 15 questions. They are specially answered to gain amusement, not reflect upon either Kevins' beliefs. Enjoy!

1. Do you shave? Yes.
2. What do you shave? Hair, what else? I mean, seriously…what do YOU shave?
3. Why? I know, I ask that a lot too. There are just some things in life that we’ll never know, I guess.
4. What Color is your razor? What? They have a tool for that? I guess I should put back the meat cleaver.
5. What size is your bed? My size.

6. Do you like it? Well, I sleep on it. The question is, does IT like ME?
7. You're going on a date for a walk around the lake then a coffee at a cafe. What do you wear from your closet? Clothes. I can’t find that leotard though…
8. Would you go naked in a bathtub with a naked old man/woman with each of you having a bar of soap and soap each other till the bars of soap run out for a million dollars? Depends…what scent is the soap?
9. If you woke up one morning and found out you were going to stay in the body you have now for the rest of your life, what would you think? I don’t know…but if I were a girl, I’d think, “Thank goodness for plastic surgery!”
10. Letter or e-mail? Well, who’s delivering the letter? If its that sexy mailman….I MEAN….erm…

11. If World War III broke out, what would you say? See!? It was all YOUR fault!!! (Points at nearest person)

12. Buttons or boxes? Does it matter? I collect both!
13. Which 5 people do you trust and are open with the most? Po…Dipsy...Lala…Tinky-Winky…dang…that’s only four...wait…and that idiotic baby that keeps giggling in the sky. Wait…what? Trust? Open?...wrong list…
14. What's something a guy/girl will wear that'll turn you off? I’m always ON, baby!!! (LoL, had to laugh at this one, myself.)
15. What's something a guy/girl will wear that'll turn you on? More “on” than usual? I’d say nothing…nothing at all…cause if they’re wearing nothing…

CHAPTER 6 of Story Coming Soon! Survey Part II Coming Soon as Well! (Wait Faithfully and GIVE COMMENTS Please!!!)

Chapeter 5 (Finally!)

"Who in the world keeps their life savings in PENNIES?!?" cried Jose, grabbing his own hair.

"Um...I...er..." muttered Jacob, slowly raising his hand.

"I KNOW THAT!" yelled Jose. The chipmunks shivered at Jose's frustration.

Jose fell to his knees and sobbed, "I'm not a theif...I...I...I collect money to donate to orphaned kids..."

"Aww...." cooed Tom. "You could've just asked."

Jose instantly leapt to his feet, with no trace of tears on his face. "Oh right, do you REALLY think people would give me money if I "ask" them?"

Tom thought for a second and replied, "Yeah, you're right."

Jose sniffed and added, "Of course I am."

Jacob picked up his pennies and stashed them away again. "So...you won't take my pennies?"

"No...not your life savings..." said Jose, rolling his eyes. "Besides, I've never met anyone who kept their life savings in pennies." The chipmunks gave little squeeks, commenting on the nobility of their leader.

Tom checked his watch and said, "We better get moving, Jacob. We still need to get to my company."

"Mind if I follow you two?" asked Jose.

"Why?" replied Tom.

"Well...I'm also kinda looking for a job...my chipmunks are great "persuaders"."

"Alright, come along. We're almost there anyways."

After trudging around for about 5 minutes, the 3 companions arrive at a large gleaming building.

"There it is," pointed Tom. "Once we go in, I can take you two to see..."

At these words, the building suddenly exploded in a tower of flame.

"WHAT THE...?!?" exclaimed Tom.

"Ooooh, pretty..." stared Jacob.

Jose just stood there, transfixed by the shimmering fire, as his chipmunks started chanting while jumping up and down. he fire burned the fragmented remains of the building rapidly. And within a few minutes, the structure was nothing but a pile of smouldering ash. Tom, Jacob, and Jose sat on the ground, completely taken off guard.

"Wow...what now?" asked Jacob.

Tom and Jose suddenly stood up.

"Did you see that?" asked Jose.

"Yeah...there's someone running away in the distant." answered Tom.

"Oh, could it be a survivor?" added Jacob.

"Let's go get 'em!" cried Jose, as he and his chipmunks suddenly took off, chasing after the figure, with Tom and Jacob following as fast as possible...

(To Be Continued...)

Next time...

Meanwhile, in Australia, a scientist is working frantically away at a genetic project. His secret research had been found by the authorities, and he was going to be busted any minute...any minute now...blast it, how come they aren't here yet?

BOOM!!!!

Finally. It's about time...for them to suffer....Hehehe...

Hullo everyone! As a reminder of what the story series is about, it was first created with the idea of using characters from people from school. The characters will gradually be introduced, and they will be named with the same initials as their true counterpart in real life. Each of the character's personality will reflect upon their live counterparts according to the way that the author sees it...with a "few" exaggerations at times. So far, the characters and their counterparts are Jacob Kapow - Jeff Kljaich (Yes, the legendary child who has the guts to run around the school, screaming out his passions to every single girl who happens to be nearby), Tom Watto - Tim Wang (Yes, the legendary child who was hit by a car and came out of the hospital with an increased IQ...makes me shudder to think about his intelligence if he wasn't hit by the car...LoL. JK! JK!), and Jose Bueno, which is Jeremy Butz (Yes, the other legendary kid who snapped both of his knee caps by standing up...I seem to know a lot of wierd...er...legendary kids. )

In chapter one, Jacob Kapow, introduced as a hobo, meets Tom Watto, introduced as an icy, cold, depressing man dressed completely in black. In chapter two, Tom watches in amazement as Jacob persuades someone to buy a snowball from him for twenty bucks, and considers hiring Jacob as a salesman. In chapter three, Jacob and Tom are ambushed by bandits of chipmunks, and their leader, who was disguised as a granny. In chapter four, the leader of the bandits introduces himself as Jose Bueno, and demands Tom and Jacob to hand over all the pennies that they had. Little did Jose know, Jacob carries around his life savings in pennies. Well, that's it so far! Chapter 5 will be posted soon! Please wait faithfully!!!

Hullo Everyone! I've been nonexistant for quite a while... Not to mention, the dreaded "Educational Facility" will be opening again soon. Eek. Must...have...fun!!! Anyways, I'll be updating CanisLupis22's story for him. Sit, read, and enjoy!

CHAPTER 4 - "Who in the world are you?" asked Tom. All the little chipmunks gave a fearful squeak and glanced at the man. He jumped down the tree limb and walked slowly towards Tom.

"You don't know who I am?!? I, the great magnificent Jose Bueno, am The Great Magnificent Jose Bueno!!!" The chipmunks gave a scattered applause.

"Have I seen you somewhere in Mexico?" asked Jacob.

"I'm not Mexican," glared Jose, "but my granny is - bless her poor little soul."

"Hey, there's absolutely nothing wrong with Mexicans," said Tom. "Let's not get racist here."

"SILENCE, mortal fool! Give me all you pennies!!!" The chipmunks brandished their stick-like weapons at Tom and Jacob. Tom reached into his pocket, pulled out a handful of coins, selected the pennies from his hand, and gave them to Jose.

"Hahaha! Excellent! Now, YOU!" yelled Jose, pointing at Jacob. "NO!!! NEVER!" cried Jacob. Tom nudged Jacob and muttered, "Just give him your pennies, sheesh."

Jose narrowed his eyes and said,"So be it...Chipmunks! Commence Operation Tickle!" The chipmunks began giggling. "No, no, no! Tickle HIM! Not yourselves!" The chipmunks leaped on Jacob and began prodding him with their sticks. Jacob instantly fell to the ground and started giggling madly. "NO! I'll...hahahahaha...nev..hahaha...give....HAHAHA....ALRIGHT! NO MORE! Please, no....haha...more..."

Jose started picking his nose. Apparently it was the signal to stop, since the chipmunks instantly leaped away from Jacob, who was still giggling weakly. "Hand over the pennies!"

Jacob reached into his pocket and pulled out a large jar of pennies. He reached into his other pocket and pulled out another jar of pennies. He took off his shoes, turned them upside-down, and pennies came flooding out. Tom and even Jose watched in amazement.

"There..." sniffed Jacob. "My life savings in pennies. You happy now?"

(TO BE CONTINUED...)